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Ashley. 17. Living on a shitty island. I love food

jollygemma:

when my parents ask me why i’m always on my laptop

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(Source: abrotion, via unescapable)

theairclub:

you:

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me:

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(via unescapable)

deletes:

I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing

(via departured)

unpresentable:

the-beauty-in-breakdown:

unpresentable:

doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

(via trust)

paradox221bbakerstreet:

I’m so amused because when Steven Spielberg was making Jurassic Park he’s like ‘I want 10 ft’ velociraptors and everyone else is like ‘Steven no, they weren’t that big’ and he’s just like ‘well damn imma put them in the movie anyway’ and then during filming some random palaeontologists found actual 10 ft velociraptor skeletons and Spielberg was probably like ‘told ya so’

(via crystallized-teardrops)

twitches3:

whenyouwishupondisney:

kristoffbjorgman:

why are people shipping elsa with jack frost

we all know who the real icy otp is

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vanilla chocolate swirl 4eva

Omfg

UHM MAYBE YOU HAVEN’T HEARD BUT HE HAS A WIFE WHO IS THE GREATEST GOOD HE IS EVER GONNA GET

(via pizza)

hawti:

Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym?

MeThe Vending Machine

(via trust)